| Before
you read this old crap, read this: The
following writing was written a long time ago so these things probably
don't represent what I currently call my beliefs which are actually
all just whims anyway. In fact I have probably contradicted most
of what I have ever said. Anyway,
when you read these remember that they are probably even more stupid
than the new shit I write. dismember
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i r d w a t c h i n g g u i d e f
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h e w o r l d s u c k s spocktober
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o p a r k i n g t
h e 2's d a y c h r o n i c l e s Aw,
Gus!
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h o w n o m e r c y h
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i m e b o m b e
l n i n o? r
a z o r f i s h c
u l t o f t h e b a b y Jolly
Julie
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a k i n o u t t h e t r a s h June
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o d a y i s n ' t s p e c i a l i
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n g e r y u
p d a t e MAYONAISSE
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s a l u t e t o t h e h u m o r i
s t s t h e
m u m m y t h e p o l i c e t
i n y a n a r c h i s t s m a k
e m e s i c k i
m p r e s s i v e d? April-io
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o s t l y h a r m l e s s a
n d m a y b e i ' m a c h i n e s e j e
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a l o h a l o i t s t h u r s d a y 3
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a l a p a g o s Cranbruary
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a n d o m w e b c r a p B
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r a z y K o w s m
a s t h e a d g
u e s t w r i t e r g i r l r e t u r n November
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h a t t h e s h i t ? c
o m p u t e r s t o r e 
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Sep-tim-bor h
a i k u s
h o n d a b o t g
u e s t w r i t e r g i r l s
p l e e n v e n t i n g August l
a t e n i g h t t v g
r a t i n g e x p e c t a t i o n s m
i n e s w e e p e r u
n d e r s t a n d i n g w i t c h e s s
c i e n c e July m
y c a t t h e k a m i k a z e e m
a k i n c h a n g e f
a l l i n g a p a r t b
l a s t o f fa i r s a f e t y
June
to be forgotten b
e i n g b r i t i s h n
e a t a n d p e r f e c t l y s a f e p r o g
r a m d
o n t s h a k e t h e b a b y e-c a r d w
a n d e r i n g P
l a t y p u s s y May
the schwarz be with you O
r i g i n s D
o l p h i n s H
e a d l i n e s 5
t h i n g s t h a t s u c k S
a n i t y ? April
Whining T
e c h s u p p o r t D
e a t h s e a r c h M
o n e y B
u i l d y o u r o w n g u n B
l e e d m e W
a l k m a n ' s f l a m i n g o ' s s o y l e
n t g r e e n Lousy
Smarch M
a z d a o f t h e u n i v e r s e S
p h e r e s? R
o l e M o d e l D
i a r y o f a m a d m a n A
P r o f e s s i o n a l M o z a r t E
a r l ' s G a m e S
t u d e n t C o u n s e l D
y s e n t a r y February
Shmebruary T
h y m e f o r l i v i n L
e t a f r o w n b e y o u r u m b r e l
l a T
h e Students N
a s h B r i t c h e s S
l e e p i t o f f January
of the damned T
h e t i n y a r m o f t r u t h D i f f r e n t S t r o k
e s
M r N i c e g u y P a p e r c h a s e R e l a t i v i t i n e s s f
e e l i n g n u t s ? R
a g s December
of the disappointed m
e r r y j e s u s d a y w h a t d e f i n e s m e N o t a l l g i r l s l i k
e p i a n i s t s u n m a r k e t B a l l m a r t c e n t u r y r o u n d u p |
