This is inspired by the fat, greasy, creepy tech support guys at the University of Alberta.
As cel-phones, VCR's, and condoms get more and more complicated, a new class of society is emerging to meet and artificially inflate this complexity. They are something like the trogs, they provide the phony know-how that makes cloud city function in some fuckin half-assed way.
I pretty much hate tech support people, mostly because they don't know shit. But also tech support guys are basically the art fags of the computer world. They spend a lot of time believing they are on the inside of a magical fort, and us barbarians are clawing at the gate. It really annoys me that they figure they are better than us savages with 28k modems running windows on a PC instead of OS 8.51 on a Macintosh G4.
Here's a hot tip, Mac's fuckin suck. Apple should have gone out of business 10 years ago. Anyone stupid enough to pay $4000 dollars for computer that looks like a Swatch phone is retarded. If I had a Mac I'd sell it and buy a useful $1000 computer and save the other $3000 for something not made of transparent blue plastic.
I'm not impressed with tech guys or art jerks. Expertise only has value if its something that takes actual skill to acquire. Art experts are elitist idiots who live off of the fact that other people believe what they are is experts. It makes me sad because lots of people won't ever pick up a paintbrush because the experts want them to think they shouldn't even try. Its a scam. I wouldn't buy a Jackson Pollack to piss on. Everyone should paint, sculpt, you name it. Flood the market with so much art that it devalues all art. That way all those shitheads will starve.
The same goes for tech guys, they don't want us apes to tinker with their magic machines because then we'll realize how legolike computers really are. I know 10 times as much as any tech guy at the U of A. Which leads me to my next point. If anyone wants to make their own website, I will tell you how to do it, it takes 10 seconds and requires 0 brains.
Here's the 2 key points you must learn to become a tech support guy.
1.Abandon the concept of an 8 hour workday, your new workday is 15 minutes, with 7:45 of sitting around drinking simply soda.
2.Accept that no one but you is qualified to do what your doing, even if what your doing is plugging in a powerbar or pushing a reset button.
In closing, I will say that should I ever come across any tech support or art fuckface who feels offended, its your own damn fault. Quit your job, toss your paintings in the garbage and start over.