I'm back!
fucking shit dammit jesus christ fuck!
Why did this site go down? How could such a horrible thing happen? Was it hackers, or the PMRC?
None of the above.
Long story short, you got to pay to play. Short story long, I wasn't paying for site hosting, the guy who hosted me pulled the plug with no warning. So dstb became another of the million sites shuffled off into the wonderland of oblivion where most websites, including dontshakethebaby really belong. But not forever.
Gone but not forgotten, after a small month long struggle with the vivo malevolento, dontshakethebaby rises like a mighty Chrysler Pheonix to amuse its 2 fans. This time no fucking around. I am now actually paying to host this site.
Back and bedder than ever, to celebrate I have composed a haiku, I call it words.
Words
Bees or small japanese bonzai
plants are fine but trees
can't sting like bees or words will
and now lets get on with dontshakethebaby Election 2000 edition!