Limmericks for Kids!

The man from bagina

There once was a man from Bagina

Who was so tall he hit his head.

Vagina

The woman from benis

There once was a woman from benis

who walked with a limp like an injured

person.  and saw limp biscuit eat

breakfast.

The strangest thing I ever saw was once after I fell out of a tree when I was a kid.  It was a deer facing west.

The other strange thing I saw once was my head fell off.