I was recently inspired by someone to write some haiku poems, if that's what they indeed are. She was unclear on whether or not she thought it was a good idea. I feel Japanese.
Haiku
Bees
I'm told you are about bees
primarily but
also trees and maybe birds
Bees #2
You fly looking for flowers
or me on my bike
then you sting me you bastard
Bees #3
Wind and leaves and buzzing noise
do you have ears bee
the queen gets jelly you don't
In the future I will speak only in haiku. At that point communication with me will become, I assume, quite impossible.