The crystal azure waters of Pigeon Lake call to me. Ever more with days passing and fitful sleepless nights. To return again to the sea (or lake) that beckons me with a slim fair finger. Its compelling siren song, to swim again with the three surviving fish and smell the gasoline coated waters from so many playful caucasians in motorboats and atop jet skis.
Swimming. It seems like exercise, but you aren't really doing anything. I just float, bobbing, diving, like a big fat pink duck. I love to swim, and I quack merrily as I chase little kids and toss mud at people walking close by me on the beach. Swimming is an excellent substitute for a shower, and a cool way to kill time.
I don't envy any people, but I envy swimming animals. What a sweet life, splash around, eat things you find, chase fish, avoid bears. The only thing a seal has to fear are the bastards of the ocean, killer whales.
I don't like dolphins or whales. Besides the fact that they are annoying, they are the biggest whores of the ocean. They get captured and then they put on 10 shows a day for their evil captors in stupid aquariums like seaworld or west edmonton mall. They have no dignity at all, jumping through hoops when their master tells them to. If I was a killer whale held in captivity doing stupid shows for zero pay and freeze dried fish heads I wouldn't take it. I'll kill every human being who came anywhere near me.
If dolphins are so smart, why aren't they scheming up an escape? Because they're stupid swimming dogs. Freedom or death, that should be a dolphin performers mission.
The only dolphin I respect is that one in Florida that raped its male trainer. That's the spirit, don't be anyone's bitch you stupid swimming dog.
When on vacation in the tropics, people often swim with sea mammals, go for a splash in the dolphin pool, ride it around. You may have seen these bits on television, people riding with dolphins. You know what's going through the dolphins mind, "if that bastard grabs my fin one more time I'm gonna freak out, and by freak out I mean let out a series of pitiful squeaks."
Perhaps SeaWorld has an educational value, it shows children that if mankind can capture any animal, the animal is therefore obliged to entertain him. I disagree, we should only capture animals to eat, and occasionally to mutate into superanimals.
It all reminds me of the Flintstones, where every appliance was an animal. Fred's shower was a wooly mammoth, his comb was a porcupine. And every time they finished with them, the animals always made a witty remark, like "its a living." I know I stole that joke from somebody.
I'm not a vegetarian, and I am a pet owner, but I intend to set my cat free as soon as I know he's ready to survive in the wild. I'm in favor of having pets, just as long as they're not expected to perform shows. That seems stupid to me.