I just saw the funniest thing while driving my Mazda around this fair city. I drove past a sushi restaurant and there was a delivery truck parked behind it. What's so funny, it was a Schneiders delivery truck.
Driving is my most and least favorite thing, since I love driving and hate all the other idiots like me. Driving is awesome, screeching around on 2 wheels, doing stunts, and so on. But other drivers make me so angry, and I go totally crazy, yelling, swearing, honking, generally being an imbecile.
This leads me to the real issue. Rage. Getting angry is retarded. I realized recently that anger is total stupidity.
Moral outrage is awesome and necessary, if you don't feel moral outrage every now and then you're probably an idiot. Lots of things are super wrong and being angry about them is good. Cruelty, selfishness, intolerance and being Dutch are all objectively wrong and should make you angry. Feeling moral outrage about how other people dress or drive is completely dumb. I notice that people get mad for only stupid reasons and are never mad for good ones.
People get angry because they have to do some actual work for themselves, or solve their own problems, or take responsibility for their own mistakes. And for some reason people get mad at me for being too slow, or too fast, or ignoring their pointless ramblings.
Like the other drones I get mad when the world fucks me over. But is there any point in me getting mad when the world screws me? I should be used to it by now, the world has been fucking me senseless for the last 26 years, I might as well try to enjoy it. And also, lately its been more sensitive, buying me dinner, taking me out to a show, a little pillowtalk, then the screwjob. So by now I really shouldn't mind.
The world is hilarious when you look at it. Everything makes me laugh, some people think I'm either crazy or stupid because I find everything so funny, but it is. There is something funny about everything and when people want to be taken seriously they are very funny. Stupidity is funny but angry people are the funniest. Look at yourself sometime when your angry. Red faced, jumping to conclusions, snapping bones and shattering teeth, what's the big deal? Oh no, someone cut you off in traffic, too bad, did someone make a face at you, too bad, some dingo ate your baby, well suck my cock.
Laughing at my own mistakes is the best thing. I screw shit up constantly. Most of my schemes are so ill conceived its amazing I'm still alive. But its funny, when plans collapse you can see the comedy in trying to control things and people. But I still act like I know what I'm doing, even though its all just a typhoon of big words and bullshit. When the smoke clears and the mirrors fall I'm standing there naked with my palms up, giggling like a drunken Japanese banker.
You mean our real estate market collapsed and now your company is worth 20 yen? well suck my cock.